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GQ Model?

October is Down Syndrome Awareness Month Be Aware: My son is fierce. Total Package Filed under: Down Syndrome, Good Looking, kids as props, Mothers, photography Tagged: Down Syndrome Awareness, God was...

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Apple does or doesn’t fall far from the tree?

My DNA? 50% Filed under: Blink of an Eye, kids as props, Not so bad for this blog, Social Media, YouTube Page Tagged: humor, kids, safe to swim, Yes. They're mine.

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My New Blog

  Since I’m doing such a great job on this blog:  writing daily posts, reading and commenting in a timely manner, visiting and commenting on other blogs regularly, selling ice to the Eskimos, selling...

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WARNING: He is contagious!

Don’t be alarmed. I mean it in a good, politically correct way. His mood is contagious. It’s like yawning. Once someone does it, then we all start to yawn. AND…..That is not unlike the yawning you are...

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Weekly Photo Challenge: Hands

Okay. Maybe just one hand, getting ready to pickup “zoned-out on Barney” baby. Filed under: Blogger Challenge/Idea, kids as props, Lorre-isms, oh silly me, photography, Weekly Photo Challenge,...

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Dating Dads: DON’TS for Complete Morons

In case there is any confusion: I am not a licensed therapist. For that matter,  I’m not even an unlicensed therapist. I am not a bartender, a psychology major, or an expert on ANY topic. Everything...

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Outsourcing our scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood music?

There is an unintentional Part Two to this posting: Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue. I’m not certain about the answer to that question, but I’m going to go with NO! Although? (possible lyrics...

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Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995

SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the...

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Stop, Drop and Roll

  No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting...

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Weekly Photo Challenge: Nostalgic

(Left to right: My Bro, Me and My Sis) Once sweatshirts and blue jeans… now suits and ties. Once hitting boys on the playground… to hitting on boys at the bars. Once dreams were larger than life… now...

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